This and that

"If your mind isn't clouded by unnecessary things,

then this is the best season of your life."

~Wu-Men

 
Overheard my grandson telling his dad,
"Papa's funny, every time he bends over, he leaks gas and then he blames Shy-lo". (My dog)

OK ladies, how the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?


And from the annals of "huh?"…… How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before I just nod and smile because I still didn't hear what she said?

Law of Internet Argument …… "Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about."

Naked man acquitted in Virginia. He was arrested and charged for indecent exposure for drinking coffee naked in his own home after two women saw him and called the police.

Interesting thought……If I were to see a naked woman in her home drinking coffee and called the police……I would be arrested for being a peeping tom or something of the sort….however, I did try to report my wife but nothing came of it.

Diplomatic immunity????...I suppose you've heard the story...Qatar diplomat detained for terrorist threat…tried to sneak a smoke in the john….when caught, he joked (?) about lighting a shoe bomb….he was not arrested….something about diplomatic immunity.

I had that once when I worked for US Intelligence in Taiwan. Simply stated ….."one cannot be arrested for anything….including murder……I would like to testify that it creates real jerks when dealing with the local population…..who? ..moi?…..never… well maybe a little bit but I was young and stupid….sort of like the Qatar diplomat…..I doubt he is a problem and he may grow up ….I did (I think)

UPDATE.....It has now been reported the he was on his way to visit a terrorist that is being held in Colorado. Also, he is being transferred from the US to another country.

I rescind my thoughts that he is not a problem.......

Prediction!!!!!!.....he will be involved in the future in a terrorist plot against America...